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Radioactive water leak at Japan plant Re-election sets up new Bush challenges Report $2.84B offered for Aegis [url=http://www.billigsonnenbr 糗事百科 2011-12-21 15:52 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1221/17733.html 有次晚上下班我们和同事一起去吃饭，当时4个人，吃饭时喝了点啤酒，但都没喝多，吃完饭出了门，走着走着，突然想起来没给钱，我们就乐了。这时，刚新来的同事惨叫一声，“不好，我钱包落吃饭的桌子上了”我们当时很囧，他就又回去拿钱包了，一进门，老板就说：“我就知道你会来拿钱包，给给，你看看少东西了没。”同事接过钱包，一看，一切OK，然后老板紧接着说了一句，欢迎下次再来 有次晚上下班我们和同事一起去吃饭，当时4个人，吃饭时喝了点啤酒，但都没喝多，吃完饭出了门，走着走着，突然想起来没给钱，我们就乐了。这时，刚新来的同事惨叫一声，“不好，我钱包落吃饭的桌子上了”我们当时很囧，他就又回去拿钱包了，一进门，老板就说：“我就知道你会来拿钱包，给给，你看看少东西了没。”同事接过钱包，一看，一切OK，然后老板紧接着说了一句，欢迎下次再来啊。也没提那没付钱的事情。同事一听，撒腿就出来了，原来老板也没记得没买单的事情，哈哈 逃单 丢钱包 糗事百科 2011-12-21 11:17 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1221/17732.html 就在刚刚！姐到现在心还不能平静！八点起来赶九点二十的火车，打车过去，路上那车堵得跟便秘了好几年似的！司机大哥说小妹啊，看这情况不太乐观啊，我送你去最近的地铁站吧，不然你这车肯定赶不上了。就到地铁站都已经八点五十了，出来九点十分，尼马啊就这样还走反了！飞奔过马路，逮个候车室我就往里冲，被大叔拦，问我你干嘛，我说坐车啊，一看那是出货口。。一路狂奔到检票口都九点十七了，检票员说上不去了，你还是改签吧。。好不容易把票改到了下午，早上出来饭都没吃啊！你以为这就完了？怎么可能！就在刚刚，姐姐我买了个鸡蛋饼吃，尼马我眼 就在刚刚！姐到现在心还不能平静！八点起来赶九点二十的火车，打车过去，路上那车堵得跟便秘了好几年似的！司机大哥说小妹啊，看这情况不太乐观啊，我送你去最近的地铁站吧，不然你这车肯定赶不上了。就到地铁站都已经八点五十了，出来九点十分，尼马啊就这样还走反了！飞奔过马路，逮个候车室我就往里冲，被大叔拦，问我你干嘛，我说坐车啊，一看那是出货口。。一路狂奔到检票口都九点十七了，检票员说上不去了，你还是改签吧。。好不容易把票改到了下午，早上出来饭都没吃啊！你以为这就完了？怎么可能！就在刚刚，姐姐我买了个鸡蛋饼吃，尼马我眼看着做鸡蛋饼的那阿姨把一陀带着一只还在爬的蜘蛛的菜放到鸡蛋饼上啊！！！我忍不住喊了下，阿姨若无其事地将蜘蛛夹出来扔掉，灰常淡定地继续烙鸡蛋饼。。这样的鸡蛋饼我能吃么？！我当然吃了。。不然还能退么。。唉，穷人家的孩子木有浪费的权力啊。。。审帖大大们，看在我今天挽救了一条（只？）生灵的份上，给过了吧。。 赶火车 崩溃 糗事百科 2011-12-21 10:37 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1221/17731.html 话说本人有一个八十八岁的奶奶，我严重怀疑她是不是有老年痴呆，有时候就跟正常人一样跟你聊天，有时候连人都不认识一个。非常精神一老太太。平时你要看她，她就冲你乐，你不看她时，她就瞪你…小眼神特别销魂。别的暂且不说，有一点就是她对吃饭特别亲，一天除了吃饭能光顾厨房N遍，只要看不到，什么饭啊菜啊都能拌到一起去，而且是用锅碗瓢盆各种厨具。。………爪机党，求哥哥………今天吃完饭我收拾洗碗，她又过来晃悠，瞅瞅这看看那，估计寻思着是先从哪下手。我有点不耐烦，就喊她出去，结果……结果！那老太太给我一个销魂的小白眼，丢下一句 话说本人有一个八十八岁的奶奶，我严重怀疑她是不是有老年痴呆，有时候就跟正常人一样跟你聊天，有时候连人都不认识一个。非常精神一老太太。平时你要看她，她就冲你乐，你不看她时，她就瞪你…小眼神特别销魂。别的暂且不说，有一点就是她对吃饭特别亲，一天除了吃饭能光顾厨房N遍，只要看不到，什么饭啊菜啊都能拌到一起去，而且是用锅碗瓢盆各种厨具。。………爪机党，求哥哥………今天吃完饭我收拾洗碗，她又过来晃悠，瞅瞅这看看那，估计寻思着是先从哪下手。我有点不耐烦，就喊她出去，结果……结果！那老太太给我一个销魂的小白眼，丢下一句二虎玩愣华丽丽地踱着小碎步走了……二虎……玩愣？！！ 东北人 你懂得 糗事百科 2011-12-21 10:35 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1221/17730.html 第一次发呀，求过~~~~~早上很冷呀————————————无邪背景———————————————————起床晚了点，怕上班看见黑妖婆的脸色，急匆忙慌的洗漱穿衣，终于即将备战完毕要上路。此时男朋友打来电话，大概是问出门了木有，多穿点了木有~~~balabalabala~~~来不及听他啰嗦，拎了外套一边穿一边跑一边通电话。大概不能一心三用，我对着电话那边狂吼：“先挂了啊宝贝，我没穿衣服，在路上！！ 第一次发呀，求过~~~~~ 早上很冷呀————————————无邪背景——————————————————— 起床晚了点，怕上班看见黑妖婆的脸色，急匆忙慌的洗漱穿衣，终于即将备战完毕要上路。此时男朋友打来电话，大概是问出门了木有，多穿点了木有~~~balabalabala~~~来不及听他啰嗦，拎了外套一边穿一边跑一边通电话。大概不能一心三用，我对着电话那边狂吼：“先挂了啊宝贝，我没穿衣服，在路上！！！”————————————————————————————————————————我不知道当时电话那头是什么表情，只知道我要表达的意思是：没穿外套，在路上有点冷，先不说了~~~ 上班 口误 穿衣服 糗事百科 2011-12-21 10:06 http://www.qiushibaike.net/plus/view.php?aid=17729 ***PE ***RAL puma budape*** , Fla. ray ban sonnenbrillen billig , March 7 (UPI) -- A ***pe ***ral Vendita ***ivali Ugg , Fla., man gathered used ***ndoms from a neighboring yacht club parking lot and "planted" them on ***icks in the median of the ***reet. ***PE ***RAL puma budape***, Fla. ray ban sonnenbrillen billig, March 7 (UPI) -- A ***pe ***ral Vendita ***ivali Ugg, Fla., man gathered used ***ndoms from a neighboring yacht club parking lot and "planted" them on ***icks in the median of the ***reet. 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地球已经无法阻止快递叔叔卖萌了……因为经常网购，我和申通的快递员混的比较熟。昨天他有我的快递要送过来，打我电话结果我因为在做饭没听见，后来就有了下面的对话：申：刚才打你电话你怎么不接？我：刚刚在做饭呢，没听见。申：做我的那份了没？要不我也去吃。我：额，没有哎。申：你就一个人在家？我：室友她男友来了，不知道一会儿她们出不出去。GC来了，申：你家里来人就不让我去吃饭，你真坏…真坏…坏… 地球已经无法阻止快递叔叔卖萌了……因为经常网购，我和申通的快递员混的比较熟。昨天他有我的快递要送过来，打我电话结果我因为在做饭没听见，后来就有了下面的对话： 申：刚才打你电话你怎么不接？ 我：刚刚在做饭呢，没听见。 申：做我的那份了没？要不我也去吃。 我：额，没有哎。 申：你就一个人在家？ 我：室友她男友来了，不知道一会儿她们出不出去。 GC来了， 申：你家里来人就不让我去吃饭，你真坏… 真坏… 坏… 快递 卖萌 坏 糗事百科 2011-12-18 09:12 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1217/17704.html 说一朋友小时候的糗事…话说朋友从小就贪吃，她大姨第一次来她家玩，带她去看电影，又怕她饿着，就带她先去买点吃的。在超市转悠的时候，姨问她“你要吃什么啊？”朋友贼很认真的来了一句“猪蹄子”~~她姨在错鄂中买了俩猪蹄带进了电影院＝＝！ 说一朋友小时候的糗事…话说朋友从小就贪吃，她大姨第一次来她家玩，带她去看电影，又怕她饿着，就带她先去买点吃的。在超市转悠的时候，姨问她“你要吃什么啊？”朋友贼很认真的来了一句“猪蹄子”~~她姨在错鄂中买了俩猪蹄带进了电影院＝＝！ 猪蹄 电影 贪吃 糗事百科 2011-12-17 23:30 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1217/17703.html 前天下午去做头发，连烫带染，尼玛竟然用去六个小时……分……割……我是缺水的体质，得一直在喝水，然后很容易就想上厕所。可该理发店没有卫生间啊，我就只好憋着。我一直觉得自己挺能忍的，可憋到最后我忍不住了，觉得膀胱要爆炸。陪我一起去的朋友看我脾气上来了，就想哄哄我，可我真的急的受不了了。理发师无语了良久，估计没见过我这种因为上厕所而急眼的…最后弄完头发，我“噌”一声就扑了出去…朋友追不上我就在后面喊“你慢点啊，等等我”…等你个头等，再等我就要就地解决了::>_ 前天下午去做头发，连烫带染，尼玛竟然用去六个小时……分……割……我是缺水的体质，得一直在喝水，然后很容易就想上厕所。可该理发店没有卫生间啊，我就只好憋着。我一直觉得自己挺能忍的，可憋到最后我忍不住了，觉得膀胱要爆炸。陪我一起去的朋友看我脾气上来了，就想哄哄我，可我真的急的受不了了。理发师无语了良久，估计没见过我这种因为上厕所而急眼的…最后弄完头发，我“噌”一声就扑了出去…朋友追不上我就在后面喊“你慢点啊，等等我”…等你个头等，再等我就要就地解决了::>_ 理发 急眼 憋死我了 糗事百科 2011-12-17 23:25 http://www.qiushibaike.net/plus/view.php?aid=17702 鏈 鏈 糗事百科 2011-12-17 22:55 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1217/17701.html 光看不回果然掉rp 光看不回果然掉rp啊···哥哥哥哥哥哥哥哥···今天吃完晚饭去网吧···cf正在jq重忽然感到腹部不对···菊花一紧···赶紧下机就跑···如果我跑到了···那就不是事了···可惜我夹紧菊花还是有坚持到革命胜利的时候···等进了wc脱了裤子···扔到内裤···真空着就默默的回寝室了···一路的风吹裤裆凉啊···cnt···求rp···求过··· 菊花 蛋疼 糗事百科 2011-12-17 22:51 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1217/17700.html 六级的事儿，小弟第一次发，审帖的大大们让过吧，太丧了！！！是千真万确的事儿·····哥哥·····我同学今年是第三次考六级，考前半小时同寝室的人给他一份答案让他背，他很不屑，曾经买过六级考前答案的他，知道考前答案必须是假的~就没在意···结果，你懂的，但这不是gc，这哥们考试的时候用听力耳机时听到有人念答案，给他激动坏了，可仔细一听，我去~两个人在念答案，串了···完蛋了···给他恨得肝儿都青了~~~如果你考六级时听力出事故了，咱们一个学校~你懂的，学校sb~求码，为女友和自己考研求人品，各位懂得~企鹅： 六级的事儿，小弟第一次发，审帖的大大们让过吧，太丧了！！！是千真万确的事儿·····哥哥·····我同学今年是第三次考六级，考前半小时同寝室的人给他一份答案让他背，他很不屑，曾经买过六级考前答案的他，知道考前答案必须是假的~就没在意···结果，你懂的，但这不是gc，这哥们考试的时候用听力耳机时听到有人念答案，给他激动坏了，可仔细一听，我去~两个人在念答案，串了···完蛋了···给他恨得肝儿都青了~~~如果你考六级时听力出事故了，咱们一个学校~你懂的，学校sb~求码，为女友和自己考研求人品，各位懂得~企鹅：1548208831 六级 TMD 糗事百科 2011-12-17 22:48 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1217/17699.html 因为每个月都有那么几天肚子疼，所以不喜欢来大姨妈，有男朋友之后，每次来大姨妈都特别开心。 因为每个月都有那么几天肚子疼，所以不喜欢来大姨妈，有男朋友之后，每次来大姨妈都特别开心。 糗事百科 2011-12-17 22:25 http://www.qiushibaike.net/qiushi/2011/1217/17698.html 好吧我也来爆一下…… 绝对真人真事 ，有点长，请耐心看完。。因为打字也很辛苦的说T_T最近比较闲加上放假，想找份简单的工作赚赚零花钱。于是前段时间在网上发求职信的贴。----------------此为背景---------------------------------------前天我接到一个电话，女的。用很嫩的声音跟我说 ”你好啊~你是不是上次在网上发贴说想要障工作啊？“楼主老老实实的回答说是的。然后她说：”那你有没有兴趣到我这里来工作呀~我们这里工资很高的，能赚很多钱”俺有点动心了，于是问他们在哪 好吧我也来爆一下…… 绝对真人真事 ，有点长，请耐心看完。。因为打字也很辛苦的说T_T 最近比较闲加上放假，想找份简单的工作赚赚零花钱。于是前段时间在网上发求职信的贴。 ----------------此为背景--------------------------------------- 前天我接到一个电话，女的。用很嫩的声音跟我说 ”你好啊~你是不是上次在网上发贴说想要障工作啊？“楼主老老实实的回答说是的。然后她说：”那你有没有兴趣到我这里来工作呀~我们这里工资很高的，能赚很多钱”俺有点动心了，于是问他们在哪里。她说 ”我们在XX地方，市中心“ 俺心想不好，就我这荒郊野外去市中心坐公交再转地铁得1个多小时呢。俺想拒绝了。然后对方又说了 “你是在XX地方是吧~我们可以有专车接送的呀。没关系的” 楼主听了这话，感觉有点不对劲啊！什么工作这么好，还包接送。不对劲啊 不对劲，楼主试探性的问：“你们是做什么工作的？” 对方迟疑了一下说“我们，是做按摩的~” 楼主不知道当时哪根筋抽了，说“哦~~~~~但是我没有经验啊”然后那女人说“没关系呀，不需要有经验的~要不要明天来看一下呀，你什么时候有时间？？” 俺说星期五， ~~~~~我居然说星期五！！！哎，单纯的楼主啊~~（题外话,扯远了-_-||) 然后对方说，那我星期五打电话给你哦~你到时候把你的地址告诉我~ 。。。。。。然后果断挂了电话。挂了电话后，我想了一会儿，突然觉得这事儿不对啊！这尼玛不是色~情服务能是什么啊？ 高工资，包接送，还轻松的很。。。。。 楼主女，果断不是那种人！但是楼主，的手机没有来电显示！所以楼主无法回拨！无法拒绝！要问楼主的手机为什么没有来电显示，还不是因为想省每个月那5块钱的来电显示费用！又扯远了，总之楼主第一次遇到这种事情，也是第一次找工作，没想到遇到这种情况。楼主年纪尚小，没见过大世面，非常害怕~~~~~~~~ 忐忑等到第二天，那个女人（之前说她叫莎莎）又打电话来了。又来问地址了有木有！楼主这次果断拒绝了有木有！楼主非常坚决的说~还是不太想做这份工作……不好意思…… 莎莎说“为什么不想来呢？我们这里很干净的呀。”我X，这不是干部干净的问题好不！但是俺只是心里想想，口里又生出了各种借口，比如远啊，忙啊，没经验啊。扯来扯去就那些。你猜她怎么说？ “没关系的，我们每次都可以接送你。经验？我们不需要经验，慢慢做着就熟悉了。忙吗？你一个星期就来一天，上几个小时的班也是完全可以的哦！要不先来这里看看嘛~“ 熟悉你妹！出卖***啊！这不是赤裸裸的色~情服务么？？？ 楼主还是坚决的说不想去……………………莎莎无奈了，挂电话前说了句：“那你以后想做了就打电话给我哦，随时欢迎哈~” 这句话真的是雷到了我………………然后今天又惯例了，她又打电话给我了……不要问楼主为啥不选择拒绝，楼主也不想的，该死的来电显示！！！楼主又是个善良的女人（呕）不忍心强硬拒绝觉得这样不礼貌blabla...... 对！她今天又打电话了！然后她说。。。。。。。。“明天有时间吗，过来看一下呗~” 楼主狠心拒绝！楼主说过几天去旅行，没时间呢。莎莎又给我说教起来了……“跟你说哦，你过来做的话我们就都是朋友哈。我开这家店7年了，都只做朋友的生意的哦，从来都没有打过广告哦！” （俺后来想，你色~情服务上哪打广告去………………） 然后她甚至说：“周末就过来做两天，赚他个2000块去旅行哈！” $2000啊,不是小数目啊。但是楼主冷笑一声，还是拒绝鸟~ 俺非常无奈的哟！估计她接下来还会继续打电话……-_-# 请问糗百各位大大，我该怎么办才好………………我朋友说下次再打电话就说已经找到工作了…………………………难道没有其他办法了？T_T 打字真心辛苦啊，求过求RP。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 工作 按摩 色情 服务 糗事百科 2011-12-17 15:11 http://www.qiushibaike.net/plus/view.php?aid=17696 KANSAS CITY, ***., Oct. 24 (UPI) -- New video footage may back claims by the parents of the Kansas City acheter ***ncler , ***. ***ncler billig , toddler that their daughter was abducted ***ncler daunenjacke , 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